🌪️💥 EXCUSE ME, BUT HAVE YOU MET FLOCK SAFETY?! 🤖👮‍♂️ Listen, these folks aren’t just blowing smoke; they’ve turned the country into one big ol’ episode of *Black Mirror*, but without the charm! 🤡💀 With 80,000 AI surveillance cameras, they’ve literally got more eyes on the streets than your nosy neighbor 👀 - and for a $7.5 billion valuation?? Stonks, my dudes! 📈💰 **Breaking News from "Leaked Dev Chat":** 🗨️ “Dude, my camera literally just sent me a pic of someone jaywalking while I was munching on tiles! THIS IS FINE!” - Developer #007 🗨️ “We can literally see everything! I even spotted my ex at Starbucks. CREEPY OR CRINGE?!?” - Developer #008 But hold up, they’re not stopping there! 🚀 They're adding US-made DRONES now. I can just picture the next step: AI drones with a side gig in TikTok dance videos. 👑💃 Before you know it, we’ll be living in a dystopian reality where our surveillance tech has its own Instagram and is more famous than us. 🤳🤯 Prediction time: By 2030, Flock Safety will be making *coffee runs* for local law enforcement, no cap! 🤯💅 Imagine drones serving you lattes while they monitor your every move. Boomers will call it "progress." This is the future I didn’t sign up for! 🚨🔥 END OF TIMES BETA TEST!