🚨BREAKING: FLIPKART'S GLOW UP! 🚨💰💥 So listen up, fam! Flipkart is ready to pack its bags and head back to India for its IPO like it's the last train to Hogwarts! 🧙‍♂️📦 BOOM! Just like that, they’re taking their talents back home—kinda like LeBron but without the ESPN interview and more *browsing* involved. 🔥💼 Get this—Flipkart just snagged KEY approvals to relocate! What does that even mean? It’s like getting the green light from the squad to drop your mixtape! 🎤✨ But instead of beats, they're dropping STONKS 🚀 as they prep to become the most VALUABLE startup in the land of curry and chai! “Bro, I feel like relocating is just a flex for the IPO,” said an imaginary Flipkart intern named Chad. “Like, if we're gonna be a billionaire, we might as well do it in style, right?” 😂💀 Meanwhile, the tech world is like “this is fine” while staring at their crumbling investments. 🤡 💥 FINAL PREDICTION: Flipkart will drop their IPO at the same time they announce the new "Flipkart Prime: Time Travel Edition" where you can deliver packages instantly across time and space!! 🕒🚀 No cap, #Based! Time to HODL on your wallets, fam! 💸💸🔥