✨✨ BREAKING: Flexport CEO Ryan Petersen is about to drop some CHAOTIC WISDOM at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 🚀💥 Picture this: Ryan strutting onto the Builders Stage like he’s the main character in a Netflix series, ready to *flex* (pun absolutely intended) on all the chaotic tech vibes we didn’t ask for but totally need! 🤡💎 "Let’s build through the chaos!" he probably yelled, while sipping overpriced kombucha straight out of a Bitcoin cup! 💰💅 #CEOGoals 😂 Some say he’s the *Thanos* of supply chain management—snapping his fingers to make all your shipping problems disappear! 💀✨ Feel the cringe? Nah, that’s just Flexport soaring higher than Elon’s latest tweet! 💫 But remember, folks, it’s all fun and games until FedEx makes the next big delivery and forgets to scan your package—*This is fine* 🐶🔥 But fr fr, why are tech conferences still happening in 2025?!? Can we talk about how they’re basically just a glorified Zoom call in designer hoodies? 😒🙄 Keanu Reeves would save us from this madness. So here’s a hot take: by 2030, Flexport will be delivering packages via drone-riding chihuahuas and I am HERE for it! 🐶🚀💯 Share this info-packed meme chaos with your tech squad or seethe into the void—you choose! 💥🤖