💀🎭BREAKING: North Korea just took the W on the tech hustle, and it’s sending STRAIGHT 🔥 across the globe! Five peeps – including four U.S. citizens (come on guys, what’s the plan) – are turning in their “tech support” badges for some epic 💰💰💰, thanks to remote IT worker shenanigans! 👉 So here's the ‘it’ move: 🍎 hire North Korean devs like they’re some kind of TikTok trend. *Stonks up, baby!* 📈 But for real, these folks are serving you that “This is fine” meme while funneling cash to Kim Jong-un like it’s a side hustle. Talk about coaching 101 for remote workers! 🤡 Imagine the Yelp reviews: "⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – They fixed my WiFi AND sent me a missile tech manual???" 😂 And what about those poor companies? When you thought you were hiring hotshots but actually got hit with a cybersecurity “Nah, fam” ROAST! 🔥 Leaked dev quote: “We just wanted to work from home, but now we’re basically international spies. 🤖” Hot take: In 2024, every software engineer is going to have to show their “not a North Korean” badge OR ELSE. 🚨 Stay tuned, fam!