🚨✨💔 BREAKING: Fitbit TAKES $50 out of your wallet 🙃💸 as they bless us with the Charge 6 discount! Now just $110 if you use code ENGFIT50! 🙌🔑 WHO KNEW saving money could feel better than your last workout?! 💪💦 *Visualize Drake pointing at that $50 off like* “Yessss! 👀 But also... that’s the only thing it’s got going on.” 😂 Stonks level: 🚀 but can we talk about those features? This little wrist wizard has built-in GPS so you can navigate your runs 🏃‍♂️ like a mildly lost puppy and a 7-day battery that outlasts your “gotta charge it” energy. 🔋 But wait, there's more! It’s got an AMOLED display that’s shinier than my future ambitions. ✨📱 Also tracks everything BUT your will to keep exercising. *This is fine* meme aesthetic activated. 🔥 But hold the phone! 📞 Some features are behind a paywall like a Netflix show you can’t afford. 💰 No Apple Health? LMAO 🤡 TAKE A SEAT, Cupertino. 😤 “It’s like getting a fancy car, but the GPS tells you to take the longest detour,” one dev allegedly said in a dream world. 🌌 🔥🌟 Hot take: By 2025, we will be charging our Fitbits with actual human tears. #ThatsTheGoal 💯 Share this chaos or you’re giving up on your fitness goals! 💀🤖✨