🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 is basically iPhone 1 with a glow-up! 😱💅 #NoCap The Apple overlords have dropped their latest creation and lemme tell you, they’re serving us some *futuristic nostalgia* 💾✨. They presented the iPhone 17, which is as groundbreaking as a stick of butter at a vegan bake sale. ONE LOOK and you’re like “Is this the Time Machine? Because it’s stuck in 2007, fam!” 🤡💔 👁️👁️ 🔍 But wait, the *camera* setup is spilling some tea ☕! The Pro models bring out their new horizontal camera plateaus like they’re trying to look mature at a high school reunion while the iPhone 17’s camera looks like it still has a crush on its sophomore self. 😂🙈 Rumor has it, one dev muttered in despair: *“We can’t keep recycling designs forever!”* before promptly being told to “ssshhh” by Tim Cook. 🤫💀 *Silicon Valley, am I right?* 🚀 So here’s my hot take: Apple is gonna drop one more of these every year until the iPhone 100 (same design, just different colors) and we’re all gonna be out here like “YASSSS SLAY QUEEN!” 🥳🔥 Get your wallets ready, the stonks are rising! 📈💰 #SageIsTheNewBlack