🔥💰 ATTENTION, TECH NERDS! Firmus Technologies just pulled a major glow-up with a massive $327 MILLION funding spree! 💸🚀 That's right, they’re about to build a legion of AI data centers in the land of kangaroos and drop bears. 🦘☠️ But wait, who’s backing this wild ride? None other than the GPU gods themselves, Nvidia! 🙏👑 It's like they read the playbook of “How to Make Money in Tech Spent by Actual Beings” and went full stonks mode 📈💯. Firmus now struts around with a shiny $3.9 BILLION valuation, putting them in the “We can afford avocado toast” club. 🥑🔥 Leaked quotes straight from the pitch meeting: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Imagine data centers so cool even our servers wear sunglasses.” 😎 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Bro, we gonna have more power than Australia’s bars on a Friday night!” 🍻😱 But let’s keep it 100: a billion-dollar company in Oz? That’s cap if the infrastructure can’t handle an influx of AI TikToks!! 📱💀 Brace yourselves, it’s about to get meme chaotic down under! PREDICTION: In 3 years, they're gonna replace koalas with GPT-4. No cap. 🐨🤖💥