🚀💰👀 Hold onto your tinfoil hats, fam, because Firefly just made a move straight outta an Elon Musk fever dream! 🤖👽 🌌 For a spicy $855 MILLION (where’s my cut? 💸), they’re snatching up SciTec like it’s the last pizza slice at a LAN party. 🍕💥 And get this, they’re dropping $300 million in cold hard cash and tossing $555 million worth of shares like they’re confetti at a tech convention. 🎉💵 Developer quote leaked: "Honestly, we just wanted to build laser beam satellites to roast the competition. Who knew defense could be so profitable?" 😅🔥 This is where the cringe kicks in, though, because let’s be real: the defense industry is basically the "This is fine" dog holding a flaming coffee mug. Do they want to play with rockets while simultaneously preparing for World War III? 😬💀 Drake pointing to "Firefly in defense" while looking away from "chill space tech" is the exact mood right now. This is what we call galaxy brain level strategy. 🌌🧠 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take alert: By 2025, Firefly will be launching defense satellites that also function as delivery drones for your Amazon packages. **Coping and seething intensifies!** 🤡💩 Share this chaos or you'll forever remain in the cringe zone! 🤡📉🚀