🚨💸 *BREAKING NEWS: Filigran Just Got $58 Million for Cybersecurity! But Like… Why Tho?* 💸🚨 💀 So, a French startup called Filigran just dropped a whopping $58 MILLION like it’s nothing. That’s right, they’re flush with dough and “threat management” is the buzzword of the day. Stonks or no stonks? 🤔📉 🛡️ They say they're trying to democratize access to threat intelligence, but let’s be real: if you’re not on the hacker's Christmas list, you’re probably not getting invited to the cybersecurity party. 🚀🎉 💬 *“I mean, we like threats, but do we HAVE to manage them? Asking for a friend,”* says an imaginary dev who totally works at Filigran and definitely doesn’t spend all day scrolling through TikTok. 😂 🔍 They're aiming for that eXtended Threat Management vision (claiming it’s not just a buzzword, even though we ALL know it sounds like some galactic emperor's plan). 🌌👑 But wait, it gets better—what if this money leads to them launching their own line of AI-powered inflatable shields? 🤖🛡️ *Imagine your home screaming "NOPE!" the next time a phishing attempt slides into your DMs.* 🔥 Prediction: In five years, every influencer and their cat will have their own cybersecurity startup, and we’ll see “Hack Me If You Can” as the next Netflix reality hit. Welcome to the Cyber Wild West, cowboys! 🤠💥 #ThisIsFine #MemeChaos