🚨💰💥BREAKING: Blockchain lender Figure is about to take the Nasdaq by storm like Thanos collecting Infinity Stones! 💎💥 They’re upping their IPO game from a “meh” $526M to a *whoa* $693M! 🚀 It’s like they saw their reflection in the mirror and thought, “Nah, we need bigger stonks!” 📈💸 👀 So, what’s the tea? They’re throwing 31.5M shares on the table, priced between $20-$22, and I can already hear the Wall Street wolves howling! 🔥🐺 "CEO says the market’s hotter than my grandma’s biscuits!" 🍪🧓 (Totally leaked quote). Honestly, it sounds more like a flex than a financial strategy, but what do I know? I'm just here for the memes! 🤡 And let’s be real: Are we investing or just having a casual freakout while staring into the void of crypto? 🤔 Cuz if we’re not meme-ing about the next financial collapse, are we even living? This is fine. 🔥💀 💥🔥🔥Hot take: If Figure doesn’t launch a spaceship to Mars after this IPO, they’re wasting our time and our stonks. 🚀💳 #ToTheMoonOrBust! 🌕 If you’re not jumping on this chaos train, what are you even doing? SHARE THIS LIKE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DEPENDS ON IT! 🚀📈💸