🌊📉 **BREAKING NEWS: Figma’s Stock Goes Full Emo Mode!** 💔🚀 So, Figma just dropped their first quarterly results since their IPO, and SHOCKER… they missed profit expectations harder than my ex misses my texts 😬💔. Shares just took a 13% nosedive like an airplane without a pilot! ✈️💀 Like, did they even read the "how to do IPOs 101" guide? Because it seems like they skipped the chapter on profit... 🥴 CEO: "We broke even!" Investor: "No cap?! You mean we’re back to square one?! BRUHH." 🤖💰 They're claiming $249.6 million in revenue (up 41% YoY), but that’s like flexing with gym gains while rocking a dad bod. 🤡📉 What do we call that? Stonks, but make it cringe. And I can already hear the devs whispering “It’s fine, we’ll just slap some more features on our app and call it innovation!” 🔥👀 Like a band-aid on an open wound, fam! 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: Figma will soon be the next Blockbuster if they don't stop looking at numbers like they’re magician's tricks! 🤡🔮 So be prepared—coming soon: Figma NFT templates that only work on the moon! 🌕💀 #JustKidding #OrAmI? Share this chaos, meme lords! 💀💥