🚨🌈 Y’ALL, STOP THE PRESSES! Have you heard about the latest health trend? Hold onto your avocado toast, 'cause it’s *fibermaxxing*! Yep, you heard it right! Forget those protein gains, we’re out here stacking *fiber* like it’s the new Elon Musk coin💰💀. Experts, or as I like to call them, “the Fiber Avengers,” say 95% of Americans are out here living life like it's the “This is Fine” meme 🌎🔥, while their intestines are like “Help, I’m suffocating in this carb desert!” 😱. In a totally REAL and NOT made-up convo, Eliza Whitaker, Queen of Fiber, said, “Fiber is the GOAT of nutrition. We need to make it thicker than your paycheck during the next stock market crash! Stonks! 📈💥” Listen, fam, while you're sipping on your kale smoothie, remember to *max that fiber* like it’s the new glute workout. Why lift weights when you can lift your gut health, amirite? And honestly, who doesn’t want to have the gut flora equivalent of a galaxy brain? 🤓✨ 🔥🔥 Here’s a hot take: In 2024, Instagram influencers will be fighting over who has the *greenest poop*. Fiber is the future! 🥦💩 In conclusion: Eat the fiber, thank me later. 😤✨ #FiberMaxxingForTheWin #GutGang