🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS IN THE DATA CENTER GAME! 💰🚨 So, Rick Perry, the former US Energy Secretary (🤔 who let him in?), just pulled a **BIG BRAIN** move 🍔💥 and co-founded Fermi, which just raised a whopping **$682.5 MILLION** in its IPO! 🚀💸 Forget Apple and Tesla, THIS is where the real action is, fam! 😱💥 Fermi is now valued at **$12.46 BILLION**—yes, you heard that right! 🤑 That’s basically a stonks-level flex equal to the total amount of ramen you plan to eat this week. 🤣🍜 Literally everyone in tech right now: “*Bro, did you hear they just IPO'd?*” 🤯 “*Fermi? Sounds like a new TikTok dance.*” 😂 Meanwhile, Fermi is out here like, "We’re gonna buy up all the data centers and create a virtual utopia! 😇✨" But real talk, they just love gobbling up real estate for servers like it's Thanksgiving dinner. 🍗💻 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, Fermi will be running the internet, and we’ll just be the overlords’ memes—like "This is fine" while our data is being held hostage in a digital fortress! 🤖⚡ Tag your friends who *still* think Bitcoin is the future! 😜📈 #FermiFam #CringeInvestment #DataCenterOverlords