🚨 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE METAVERSE* 🚨 You heard it here, fam! Fei-Fei Li's World Labs just dropped *Marble*—the only thing hotter than the latest TikTok dance! 🔥💃💥 While your faves Odyssey, Decart, and Google’s Genie are out here playing peekaboo with your imagination, Marble’s like, “Nah, I'm dropping 3D worlds faster than you can say ‘stock market crash’! Stonks? More like Stonks and Bongs! 📈💨” 🙈 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just got tired of our 'worlds' disappearing like your boy after a fart in class." 💨💀 Imagine having the ability to *download* your own persistent realm! It’s literally like carrying around your own universe in your pocket. 🚀📱 But hold up, marble? More like *wobbly table* at Thanksgiving dinner! 😂 And oh boy, the gamers are about to eat this up like they just dropped 100 bucks on a skin for an *invisible weapon* (yeah, we see you, Fortnite). 😤💸 ✨ **HOT TAKE ALERT**: In 6 months, your grandma will be hosting virtual tea parties in Marble and ignoring your existential crises while sipping digital Earl Grey. Mark my words—thanks to World Labs, even your *real life* might go *downloadable*! 🤯 With Marble, the metaverse just went from 0 to 100 faster than a toddler on espresso! ☕️💥 Share this madness and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 💣📲✨