💰🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨💰: Fed wolves just snatched $15 billion from a bunch of grifters serving up a full menu of human suffering and emotional manipulation! 🤡💀 Where do we sign up for this Netflix doc? 🍿 So what’s the tea? These yikes-worthy “pig butchering” scammers (yes, you read that right – not just for your Sunday BBQ) trick unsuspecting wannabe investors into cashing out their life savings after spending MONTHS pretending to be ‘the one.’ Like bruh, imagine grinding through a romantic Shakespearean tragedy just to end up in a flaming dumpster of deceit. 🤦‍♂️🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: 🤖 “Our Scam-iverse is built on love and capital gains... fr fr! How else do we fund our ✨ lavish lifestyles?” 🧠💥 Meanwhile, to all my peeps diving head-first into love on social media: STOP! This isn’t a rom-com, it's a horror movie! 🎬 If your "soulmate" starts talking crypto, copium alert! 🚨 In the end, this is all just proof that if you can scam people using romantic vibes, you might as well run for president. No cap, I mean we see what’s happening! So I predict: Coming soon – “Love and Lies 2: The Stonkening.” 🍑✨ Share if you're still shook!