🚨💥 BREAKING: FEDS TRYING TO DODGE LAWSUIT LIKE IT'S AN EX-GIRLFRIEND'S TEXT! 💔🚀 Yo fam, you know when you look at the sun and it feels like it’s judging your life choices? 😳 Well, that’s basically how the Trump administration feels about climate change. Like, we’re talking full-on "this is fine" mode over here while the Earth's like, “GUYS, I'M LITERALLY ON FIRE!” 🔥🌍 So, the dudes in power scoffed at the *BILLIONS* of scientific studies showing that climate change is a thing—think of it like calling the Avengers a bunch of actors playing dress-up. 🦸‍♂️💩 Instead, they've got a *super exclusive* report by a crew of climate-change flat-earthers who probably think the Earth is a pancake. 🍰 No cap, this has "fringe science at a backyard BBQ" written all over it! Leaked developer quote: “We just asked our uncle who lives in a van about climate change... and he totally knows his stuff!” 🤡💀😂 So here’s the tea: Instead of fixing the planet, they're trying to dodge the lawsuit like it's a 2020 TikTok dance challenge. 💃 🔥💰 Unhinged prediction: In 2024 we’ll see ads for 'Climate Change Denial™' products flying off the shelves, right next to the avocado toast! 🥑💥😱 #Stonks 🙌✌️