🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨 Looks like the FDA is playing a game of Red Light, Green Light with drug approvals, but they forgot the part where you actually keep it moving! ⚠️💊 According to RBC Capital Markets (aka the Party Poopers), drug approvals dropped faster than your uncle at a family BBQ when talk turns to politics—down 14% like it’s trying to audition for "The Hunger Games" 🏹😱. Let’s just say the FDA’s new speedrun mode is more like molasses in January—fr fr, this is fine. 🔥💯 👨‍🔬 *"Dude, we’re literally just waiting for that one guy in the back to finish Googling how to be efficient," said a fictional FDA analyst. “Meanwhile, drug companies are out here like 'You gotta be stonks-ing me!'”* Meanwhile, Trump’s administration is like, “What’s that? Leadership? We don’t need no stinkin’ leadership!” 🤡💀 So, what’s the final plot twist, you ask? I predict that in 2024, we’ll be voting for a new president exclusively based on who can approve a drug the fastest. 🗳️💊 Because why not? The future is CHAOS, and I’m here for it. 😂✨ #FDApocalypse #memeChronicles