🚨 BREAKING: The FCC just went full-on Supervillain Mode! 🦸‍♂️💥 That's right, the Federal Commando Commission (I mean, what were they thinking? 😂) just voted 3-0 to retroactively ban any gadget, radio blaster, or UFO they decide is a "national security risk.” Give 'em a cape, folks! 🦸‍♀️💰 This means if you're chillin' at home with your DJI drone, flying high like a TikTok influencer, just know you might be living on borrowed time. 🤖💔 The FCC is coming for you with all the grace of a dad at a wedding trying to dance! 🙅‍♂️💃 “We needed a way to protect networks from backdoors… and also to flex on those Chinese tech giants!” said one anonymous FCC official, probably while eating a slice of pizza and playing FIFA. 🍕⚽ (Okay, I made that up but let’s be real). The government hasn't even dropped solid evidence that these drones are a threat. Meanwhile, your grandma's WiFi router is probably giving off classified info like it's a live stream! 😱✨ 🔥 So here’s the *real* tea: Instead of banning drones, maybe the FCC should ban themselves from making decisions that actually matter! 🤡💀 Hot take: By 2025, your drone will be a relic, replaced by drones powered by crystallized TikTok dances. 📈💃🚀 Mark my words!!!