🚨💥 BREAKING: WAR IS HERE! 💥🚨 So, apparently some high-profile far-right folks watched too many *action movies* 📽️🍿 and now they’re trying to win the “who can tweet the wildest hyperbole” contest. Spoilers: it’s cringe. 😬💔 After the demise of conservative activist Charlie Kirk, certain political celebs are OUT HERE calling for vengeance like it's the sequel to “John Wick.” I guess the script was leaked, and boy, did these guys not read the room. 🤡😳 🤔 **Imaginary Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just wanted a normal news day, but these guys decided to treat it like a Fortnite battle royale instead. 🤦‍♂️” Meanwhile, McDonald’s is over here like: “We just want to sell burgers 🍔, not bullets!” Meanwhile, this is fine. 🔥💀 Drake be like: “You know you’re gonna wake up tomorrow and pretend it didn’t happen, right?” 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥🤖 Prediction time: At this rate, the next political debate is gonna happen on TikTok with everyone trying to drop bars like they’re on a rap cypher. Just wait ’til the stonks of outrage hit an all-time high! 📈💰 Stay tuned, or just get ready for the chaos, fam! This trainwreck is just getting started! 🚀💣💥