🎉💀 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE POST-APOCALYPSE* 💀🎉 Hold onto your Nuka-Cola bottles, folks! 🤯 Bethesda is dropping the *Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition* on November 10th – just in time for the *Fallout* TV show to remind us what it’s like to be so radioactive you age like a fine wine! 🍷💥 What’s in the *vault*? 🤔 Oh NBD, just the base game, six expansions, and a whopping 150+ Creation Club goodies! Wanna swap out Dogmeat for a Pomeranian? GO OFF QUEEN! 🐶✨ #DogGoals (Anyone else think this is the ultimate “let’s distract you from the bugs” move? 😂) In a leaked developer convo I totally didn’t make up, one guy said, “People will pay $60 to relive watching their friends copy the same quest line for 10 years.” And honestly? *Stonks* 📈🔥 💰 By the way, this hot mess arrives before Season 2 of the *Fallout* show on Prime, where you can finally see what happens when rad roaches get an acting gig. Can’t wait till next year, when it drops on the Switch 2 and we can get our wasteland fix on the go! 🤖💾 🔥🔥🔥 *HOT TAKE ALERT*: By 2025, Bethesda will announce a *Fallout: Inception*, where you wake up in a post-apocalyptic dream within a dream. No cap, refreshingly chaotic, and I, for one, am HERE FOR IT! 💥👽 Share this chaos, fam! 🤡✨