🚨👁️ *BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! The Facial Recognition Apocalypse is Here! 👀💀* 🚨 So, while the feds are out here like *this is fine* 🐶🔥, 23 states are turning into the digital Avengers for our faces! 🤖💕 That's right, we’ve got more state laws than your uncle's conspiracy theories on how “the government is watching you.” *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to find out if your cat is cuter than you. Turns out, it is. 😹” These 23 states are like, “Nuh-uh, we’re not giving you our sweet, sweet biometric data for your data-harvesting black market.” 💰💼 Like, what's next? A government ban on collecting Pokémon cards because they’re “too valuable?” 🤦‍♂️🪙 Meanwhile, tech giants are out here like Drake pointing at “mass scraping” like it’s a meme trend, but state laws are saying “nah fam,” just YIKES. In a shocking twist of fate, I predict that soon we'll see biometric data being traded on the black market next to vintage Beanie Babies. 🚀💾 Buckle up fam, and remember: if you can’t see ‘em, they can’t scrape ‘em! 🤡💥 *#FacePalm*