🤑💰 BREAKING: Facebook Users FINALLY Cashing in on Privacy Settlement! 💰🤑 So, you know that intense existential crisis you had when you realized Zuck was probably using your *baby pics* to train his new AI overlord? 🤖😱 Well, OPEN UP THOSE PIGGY BANKS, because if you filed a claim, you might just be getting some cheddar! 🧀💵 According to the latest gossip from the devs (leaked quote: "Honestly, I'm just here for the memes and free food 💀🔥"), folks are raking in anywhere *from $100 to $400* depending on how much they whined about ol' Facebook spying on them like a clingy ex. Seriously tho, just how much you wanna bet Zuck’s gonna sneeze and turn that into "free exposure" 😂👀 But wait, there’s more! While you celebrate, remember: this is the internet version of saying “This is fine” while your data is low-key being sold for, like, less than the price of a coffee ☕💔. The real question is, what are you gonna do with your payout? Stonks? 🚀 I predict that by 2025, Facebook will offer us all a free toaster for our data – why? Because capitalism is just one big chaotic meme, fam. And no cap, the only thing we’re settling here is our existential dread 🤡💀💔! Now go ahead, SHARE this with your tech-savvy friends! Let's make this the meme that breaks the algorithm! 🌐🔥