🚨🔥 BREAKING: Facebook Just Dropped an AI Feature That’s CREEPING on Your Camera Roll 😱🤖💾 👀 So, like, if you thought Big Brother was just watching your Posts, think again! Now he’s deep-diving into your cringy selfies from 2012 and your “artistic” food pics 🍕📸. Say hello to Facebook’s new AI feature that literally SCANS your entire photo library for “hidden gems.” Because nothing says "private" like an AI sifting through your worst vacation pics to spit out hyper-edited collages! 🏖️✨ 💀 “We swear we’re not stealing your data... unless you use our AI to make your pictures prettier!” — *Meta Dev, probably* 💁‍♂️🙄 Wanna feel special? This chaotic invasion is opt-in! So you can choose to have your phone scanned while sipping your overpriced coffee ☕💸. The UX is designed to find those “special moments.” Yeah right, more like it’ll find your most embarrassing moments! 😂 But peep this: It’s all about that data game—Meta’s gearing up to build the ultimate AI overlord, one cringy collage at a time! 📈💰 Unhinged prediction: In 5 years, you’ll be arguing with your AI about which vacation pic is in the cloud. “No, I want the one where I was not crying at the beach!” 🌊👎 Stonks, or should I say STONKS... on Mars? 🚀📉