🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is trying to resurrect the POKE like it's some kind of spooky meme from 2006! 💀👻 #Poketastrophe2023 In a shocking turn of events, Zuck and his band of coding gremlins are pulling a “let’s make pokes happen again” scheme to lure those young whippersnappers into their clutches! 🕵️‍♂️😱 Like, bruh... just let it die! 😂 FB, listen up: No cap, we don't need more nostalgia bombs from the stone age! 🏴‍☠️ In a world of TikTok trends and Snapchat streaks, you think your “poke” feature is gonna SLAP? 🤡🚀 Leaked developer convo: Dev1: "I heard they want to make pokes cool again!" Dev2: "LMAO, next they're gonna bring back FarmVille! 💀🌾" Remember when our biggest worries were poking vs. getting poked? Oh, how far we’ve fallen! 🚀👀 Based on this epic cringe-fest, you better believe I have a hot take: Facebook is *officially* the meme lord’s graveyard! Come 2025, they'll be adding “pokes” to the blockchain and calling it an NFT!👾💰 Share this if you’re ready to watch this train wreck unfold! 🚂💥 #PokeMe #SeetheAndCope