🏎️💥 **BREAKING: *Faster Than Your Ex's Rebound!* 🚀💔** Yo fam, brace yourselves! The *Gen4 Formula E car* is here to SLAP your face off with its 0-60 in just *1.8 seconds*!!! 😱💨 Like, what even?! That’s faster than your brain processing the fact that you wasted a whole two hours watching “that one series” on Netflix! 📺💀 So here’s the tea: While F1 is out here flexing with their gas-guzzling VROOM machines 🏁, the *Formula E gang* is like, “Hold my renewable energy drink! 🍹💚” These lit motors are trying to pull in new fans faster than a TikTok dance trend - and we all know how that goes! 🤡🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just wanted to give people a reason to care about racing that isn’t ‘just for car dads’ - fr fr.” Meanwhile, all the *car dads* are coping hard like: “But what if I can’t hear the engine roar?!?” 😤 *Cringe alert!!!* But wait, there’s more! This shindig is supposed to kick off in the *2026-27 season*, and honestly, the only prediction I see is that fans will be so hyped they might start racing TO work in these babies, because why not? 😂🚦 So, who's in?! Buckle up for some meme-worthy chaos! *Stonks* are incoming! 💰💯✨ #FormulaE #JokesOnF1