⚠️ ATTENTION, SIGHTLESS HORDES! 🤓👀🚀 Eyebot just scored a *CRAZY* $20 MILLION 💰 in Series A funding, and it’s about to turn your blurry future into a crystal-clear fort of vision! Forget waiting for a doc to tell you you’re blind as a bat—now you can get your specs in a hot 90 seconds ⏱️! “This is fine,” said a developer, as he tested the kiosk while munching on a kale smoothie. 🥬🤷‍♂️ “No seriously, it is—like, have you *seen* my prescription?” Blind optimism or revolutionary innovation? You decide! 🤡💥 Imagine rolling up to the mall, dodging hot fries and awkward family reunions, just to peer into a techy box of dreams that spits out glasses like vending machines spitting out BOMB candy 🍬. #Stonks, amirite? With kiosks popping up everywhere—think airports, schools, and your grandma’s bingo hall—Eyebot’s taking the glasses game from cringe 👓️ to *lit* 🌟. But let’s be REAL: if you’re still rocking those vintage 2004 glasses, it’s time to *seethe* and upgrade, fam. UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, we’ll have Eyebot kiosks in our bathrooms for late-night vision checks, and your glasses will be custom-made by AI based on your EMOTIONS. 💀🤖 You heard it here first! Share this if you see the future—literally! 👀🔥