🔔🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE AI ZONE! 🚨🔔 So, let me get this straight. God-level brain juice, aka AGI 🤖, is getting evaluated like it’s some sort of TikTok dance challenge? “Who decides?” Let me guess, a panel of experts sipping overpriced lattes at a conference room table while wearing their “The Singularity is Near” hoodies? 😵‍💫☕️ And bro, OpenAI is over there restructuring like it’s about to drop a fragrance line, “Eau de AGI” 💰💦. They just flicked their deal with Microsoft like it’s a light switch to determine when AGI drops, sort of like trying to decide if today’s the day you finally throw away all your old Pokémon cards. HELLO, it’s 2023! Put the cards down and unleash the bots already! 💬 "Honestly, I'm just waiting for AGI to tell ME I'm smart," said a leaked OpenAI dev who obviously failed their Turing Test. 🤡 At this point, AGI is just that one friend who promises to show up but ghosted last Tuesday. 🥴 So here’s the wild take: In a year, we’re not gonna have AGI; we’ll just be stuck with REALLY smart spreadsheets that still won’t help you pay rent. Stonks? More like *dummy thicc in debt.* 📉🔥 Share this chaos and let’s get this TikTok trending! #AGIIsComing #ThisIsFine 💀✨