🚨🪨BREAKING NEWS: Exowatt is about to turn your brain, and your wallet, into solar power! 🔋💵 So, like, Exowatt Inc. just dropped a *S-U-P-E-R* STONKS plan that involves harnessing the energy of hot rocks to solve the AI energy crisis. Y’all ever heard of geothermal? Well, buckle up, 'cause this is hotter than Drake’s new album 🔥💿! Backed by the GOAT Sam Altman himself (seriously, he’s basically the Gandalf of AI), they’ve just raked in $50 MILLION 🙌💰. 🤯 Imagine AI data centers powered by literal rocks. Like, bro, what’s next? AI-powered geodes? Cringe! 🤡💀 "We just thought we’d throw some rocks and see what happens," said a *totally-not-made-up* developer at Exowatt. “Honestly, if AI can’t process data on thermal energy from rocks, is it even AI anymore?” 🤯✨ This is the “This is fine” meme, but like, if the dog was a solar panel and the house was powered by *real* hot rocks. 🌞💥 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll have people using Exowatt-approved backyard fire pits for supercomputing. 🤷‍♂️ Just wait until your future AI gets its energy from the sizzle of your BBQ! If you don’t share this, you’re just too basic! #rocksolidenergy 💪💎