🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS 🔥🚨: The *household chores* apocalypse is upon us! The Bot Company, led by ex-Cruise CEO Kyle Vogt (the guy who could have saved you from a speeding ticket with just a wave of his hand 🚗💨) is prepping to raise a staggering $250 MILLION at a *nuclear* $4 BILLION valuation! 🤯💰 That’s right, fam: instead of investing in world peace, we've decided to invest in AIs that can't wait to turn your dirty laundry into a TikTok viral challenge. 🙃🧺 You thought your Roomba was a power move? Nah, we’ve got bots ready to turn your living room into a state-of-the-art cleaning battlefield! 🚀👾 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to make a robot that could clean and cook, but so far it can only make spaghetti and critique your life choices. 🤷‍♂️💔” In typical tech company fashion, they’re serving us robot dreams with a side of venture capital stonks 📈. Meanwhile, other industries are like “is this fine?” (Spoiler: It’s not). Just wait until Grandma accidentally turns her new “sweeping assistant” into a sentient discord mod. 💀👾 Get ready, folks. Prediction: One day your Bot Company robot is gonna kick you out of your own house for not cleaning enough! 😳💀🔥 #BotRevolution #2025Predictions