🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: Gooning has entered the chat!✨🚨 Ayo, fam! Gather 'round and grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’re diving deep into the rabbit hole of gooning - aka the fine art of marathon masturbation 💦💪. Yes, you heard that RIGHT! This is the new Olympic sport nobody asked for but EVERYONE is training for! 🥇💀 So what’s a gooner, you ask? Think of the ultimate combo of focus and finesse. It’s like saying "I'm going to watch every episode of my favorite show" but instead of *show*, it's your own hand! 🤣🚀. We consulted our top *sex experts* (probably on Reddit) who had some 🔥 insights and a lot of "this is fine" memes to share. Imagine a guy chugging energy drinks while the clock is ticking, calling it "self-care"—straight-up galaxy brain move! 🤯💰 But wait! 🤔 Here’s a leaked convo from a “developer” who 100% does NOT have a life: GoonerDev: “I’m just trying to optimize my time. Why not make it a ‘personal project’?” Me: “Bro, you need a hug.” 🤡 So, folks, if you think "gooning" is over, think again! In 2024 we could see a gooning app drop, complete with leaderboards for THOSE WHO DARE 🔥. 🤖🔥 Brace yourselves; future historians will look back and say, “Honestly, it could only get weirder from here.” 🤪🚀💀 #Stonks #GooningForever