🚨💥 **BREAKING: Even Realities' New G2 Glasses - For When You Want to Stare Blankly into Space but Still Feel **Techy** 💥🚨 Listen up, fam! Even Realities just dropped their G2 smart glasses and a ring that claims to make your tech life LESS DISTRACTING. 🤡💀 Like, do you mean to tell me this company is trying to turn my daily tech into **Ninja Mode**? Stuff gets *out of hand* when you’re juggling 10 tabs and a Twitter beef at the same time. 💔✨ 👓👑 According to our *leaked* developer chat (just imagine this in their best Silicon Valley accent): 😎 **Dev1**: "We want to make tech disappear." 🤖 **Dev2**: "So... like, be invisible?" 🚫 **Dev3**: "Nah, just make it *distractively* boring! All the stars, no stonks!" But let’s be honest, my dude... if I wanted to be less distracted, I’d just stare at the wall like Drake pointing to the ground – no cap! 😬👉🔥 So here's my hot take: **In 2025, tech will do backflips to get our attention, and we’ll need G2 glasses just to be able to focus on doing *nothing* while our tech goes full-on *Transformers* in the background.** You heard it here first, folks. Share this and prepare for the apocalypse! 🌌💰💥