🚨🔥💰 BREAKING NEWS: Eve Just Got 103 Million Reasons to Make Law Firms Less Boring! 💥🤡 So, apparently, Eve (not the one with the Apple fruit 🍏) just pocketed a whopping $103 million to sprinkle some AI pixie dust on law firms. Yep, you heard that right! Law firms trying to be efficient? Must be some kind of prank! 🤦‍♂️💀 We got Spark Capital leading the charge, along with the usual gangsters in VC - Andreessen Horowitz and Lightspeed. It’s like the Avengers of funding, but for people who literally bill you by the minute! 🦸‍♂️💸 “Bro, if we can get lawyers to stop using typewriters, we’re winning!” said a totally made-up developer named Chad, probably while awkwardly sipping his fifth espresso. ☕🚀 Just think about it: What if we could get lawyers to stop seething over paperwork for 0.8 billable hours? They might actually have time to watch "This is Fine" memes on their break! 🤯🔥 Here's the hot take, fam: in 5 years, every law office is gonna be staffed with more robots than lawyers. 🦾 “Your case has been assigned to AI-9000. Please hold while we ignore your emotional needs.” 🤖💔 Share this globally, and let’s set the legal world ablaze! 🔥🔥 #AIForTheWinners #LawyersAreCringe