🚗💨 *BREAKING VROOM VROOM NEWS* 💨🚗: The EV hypercar scene is like that one friend who disappears at parties after the first drink—totally ghosted! 👻💀 Yo, it’s Monterey Car Week and I swear, it’s like a Fast and Furious sequel where all the cars are gone. These hypercars are flexing over 1,000 horsepower like it’s a TikTok flex challenge, but guess what? They're as rare as a unicorn in a tech startup's pitch deck.🦄💰💔 Once upon a time, these electric monstrosities could run faster than your ex's excuses (no cap)! Now, they're vaporizing into thin air faster than my will to work on Mondays. 🤖💔 One developer was overheard saying, “Why get an EV hypercar when I can just buy a PS5 and pretend to be rich?” 😂💸 And don’t even get me started on the prices! If you think dropping seven figures on a car is based, fr fr, just remember that’s basically buying a mansion with wheels. 🏡🚙 As this meme-worthy saga unfolds, I predict that by next year, everyone will just be driving souped-up e-scooters and calling it a hypercar! 🚀🔥 And mark my words: Monopoly money will be the new currency for these rides! Stonks? More like STONKS 🤑🚨. This is fine.