🚨🤖💥 BREAKING: EU Unleashes "Apply AI" Strategy - Sounds Like A Netflix Drama Title 🤡🔥 Hold onto your berets, fam! The European Commission is about to drop a bombshell on October 7th with their "Apply AI strategy" — as if we all needed another reminder that the EU is like the dad of tech! 🦸‍♂️💪 🤔 How boring does that sound? "Strengthen EU AI sovereignty" - I'm sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of all tech bros rolling their eyes! 😴💤 It's like they think technology is a fancy French pastry that only they can bake! In a leaked conversation, one developer allegedly cried, "If they actually think we need *more* governmental control over AI, I'm just going to code my way into the metaverse and order a virtual margarita!" 🍹👾 Meanwhile, they're warning us that tech can be "weaponized" like it's the new iPhone 15! 🥴💰 Can’t wait to see AI battle it out in a geopolitical fistfight! If this isn't cringe, I don’t know what is. Stonks are down, baby! 🔥💀 HOT TAKE: By 2025, the EU will be using AI to judge our memes! 🤔 Brace yourselves—“Sovereignty” is the new “daddy” in 2023! 🤯🚀💣 #AIorNah #ThisIsFine #DrakePointing