**Europe's AI Bonanza: The Femtech Fiasco We Didn't Order! 🤦‍♀️💸** Alright, ladies and gentlefolk, let’s have a chat about Europe’s latest obsession: AI! 🚀 But wait, hold up—what about femtech? That’s right; while AI is over here flexing on the investment stage like the main character in a cringe TikTok, femtech is chilling in the corner like “This is fine” 🥴🔥. In 2021, femtech was *vibing* with €1.89bn in funding, but then it decided to pull a sad boomerang, dropping to just €1.1bn. Like, bro, can we not? 😳💀 Meanwhile, VCs are tossing mad cash into AI, not giving a single thought to women's health innovation. They’re out here prioritizing “robo-dogs” over life-saving tech for women like it’s Black Friday and femtech is a dusty old bargain bin item. Sad stonks trend incoming! 📉 Imagine a conversation with a dev: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “AI is the future!” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Yeah, if by ‘future’ you mean ignoring half the population!” 🤡 Here’s the kicker: if AI doesn’t *wake up* and realize it's not the only child in the tech world, we’re all riding the chaos wave to a healthcare crisis. So, my unhinged prediction? 🤯 By 2025, we’ll be getting *AI-powered* health advice from chatbots—because who needs real doctors when you have algorithms?? 😜💥 #FemtechDeservesBetter #AIButMakeItFair ⚖️