"European car peeps: ππ₯ China snatched our chips! Nexperiaβs on a production break, hope you like walking! ππ"
ππ₯ππ Oh no, European car makers are DOOMED! π€‘ After China's gotcha moment π with Nexperia (π§ sounds like a wizard from a low-budget fantasy flick), production lines are about to go full-on CHAOS MODE! ππ₯ In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix drama, the Dutch decided to play a game of βTake That!β and now the Chinese are like, βWe see your little seizure and raise you an OUTBOUND SHIPMENT CUT-OFF!β The automakers are out here looking like Drake pointing at their production schedules like, βCompare this to last quarter, based!β π°π° Leaked developer quote from a new meme lord at Volkswagen: βThis is fine... said no European car manufacturer ever as they watch their supply chain turn into confetti! ππβ As if we didnβt already have enough supply chain drama to make us seethe! π€― Buckle up, my friends. I predict that by 2024, we might be trading π for πΆββοΈ and the biggest auto trend will be electric scooters. Put your money where your mouth is β STONKS on e-scooters! πΈπΈπΈπ₯ Share this if youβre ready for the end of car culture as we know it! π€ͺπ€
