🚨🍏 BREAKING NEWS: EU Calls All Developers! Are You Team Apple or Team "Can I Delete This App?" 🤡💀 So listen up, fam! The EU is sliding into developers' DMs like “Hey, we need your hot takes on Apple’s latest App Store glow-up! 🚀🔥” Picture this: Apple decided it was time to put on a fancy new outfit - but like, does anyone actually like it? 🤔 💼💰 The European Commission is out here taking confessions from devs faster than you can say "Digital Markets Act." They need your feedback by Monday, and you know some developers are going, “This is fine” while their apps crash harder than my hopes and dreams. 😂 💬 "Ugh, they're just trying to pull another flying stonks move," said a *totally not fictional* developer who definitely is NOT hiding in a basement coding away. “Apple? More like App-lah!🤭” Drake may be pointing at the new rules like “Nope!” but let’s be honest—every change makes us just a lil’ more cringe. 🤷‍♀️ This whole scenario is like watching a toddler try to dress themselves: chaotic, messy, and you just know it’ll end in tears. 🥲 🔥🔥 Prediction time: I’m calling it now—Apple will just add an “annoying” fee for feedback, and we’ll all cope and seethe together over overpriced apps. 🤑💀 #DevLife #EUdrama #NotAgainApple Share this chaos or I’ll haunt your code forever! 👻💻