🚨🔥 BREAKING TECH DRAMA ALERT! 🚨🔥 So, the EU just turned into the Karen of the tech world and slammed Meta and TikTok for holding onto their data like it's some family recipe for grandma's secret sauce. 🍝💾 Like, how many times do we have to say it? "Sharing is caring," Meta and TikTok! 🤡 📢 "Hey, researchers, wanna use our data? Nah, we’ll keep it all to ourselves, thanks!" - Meta and TikTok, probably. 🙄💀 Meanwhile, the EU is sitting there like, "This is fine," while the clock runs out on their tech law enforcement. ⏳ It's like watching Drake point at the EU's efforts to keep these social media giants in check, while Meta and TikTok are over there vibing in the stonks meme zone, profits soaring while researchers seethe in the corner. 💰🚀 "Obviously, we DID allow researchers access… for a small fee!" - imaginary Meta dev, probably. 🔒💸 💥 HOT TAKE: Soon, TikTok will release a new feature called “Data Lockdown”—watch as they make securing your public data a trending dance challenge! 💃🕺 INCOMING CHAOS! Share if you think data sharing should come with a side of fries 🍟 and not be a top-secret vault! #TechDrama #EUvsMeta #MemeMoney