🚨🌍💥 BREAKING: The EU is going after Google’s SPAM POLICY, and oh boy, it’s about to get SPICY! 🍕💣 This feels like an episode of "Real Tech Lawyers of Silicon Valley"! 😬💼 So here’s the deal: 🇪🇺💼 The EU kicked down Google’s door faster than a TikToker trying to chase clout. They’re like, “Hey, Google, your spam filters are trash and we’re coming for ya!” 🚪👮‍♂️ Meanwhile, Google’s out here acting like a parent who just found out their kid has been throwing parties while they’re at work. “You’re gonna ruin the fun for millions of users! 😱🤬” Like, um, how about NOT sending me emails for Nigerian prince scams? 🤡👑 🥴🔥 Customer service be like: “This is fine” while the spam folders are overflowing like that one coworker's lunch leftovers. 🤮💀 And let’s be real: If Google’s worried about user harm, do they even know how hard it is to dodge these spammy landmines?! 😩💰📧 🔮💥 Hot take: The day Google opens a "Spam Hall of Fame" to honor the worst spam ever will be the day I drop all my tech stocks and invest in memes instead. MARK MY WORDS! 🚀👀 #Stonks #RIPGoogleSearch 😂✌️