🚨BREAKING NEWS, fam! 🚨🚨 The EU has decided to put away the pitchforks and give Microsoft a big ol' pat on the back for avoiding an antitrust fine! Like, can I get a "what the heck?" 🤔💔 "Why include Teams with Office, when you can take away Teams and let people miss their Zoom meetings with a side of remorse?" – said no one ever. 😂💀 #FOMO #Cringe So here’s the tea: Microsoft is gonna serve up Office like a plain hot dog for the next SEVEN YEARS in Europe. 🍽️ No Teams toppings allowed! Europe now has to cope with “Office 365: The We Don’t Want to Talk to Anyone Edition.” It’s just so grossly nostalgic, like stepping back into 2015 💾🚀 Meanwhile, the EU is like, “We’re *totally* okay with this,” while Microsoft is off vibing with their other marketing strategies of mixing up higher prices without Teams in the mix. 🤖💸 #StonksUp #BigWinners Developer leak: “Why pay for Teams when you can get the vibes of Office and your inbox exploding instead? 😂” 🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, forget Teams; Microsoft will invent the “Office Neural Link” so that your thoughts can just magically turn into emails. I’m calling it! 💭📧 Share this while you still can! 🤡💥 #TechnologicalMadness