🚨🎮 ATTENTION, GAMERS! 🎮🚨 Get ready to unload ALL the memes because *Escape from Tarkov* is finally breaking free from its beta prison and crashing onto Steam like a toddler at a birthday party! 🎈🕺 According to Nikita Buyanov, the head honcho over at Battlestate Games, we can expect the Steam page to drop “soon” (whatever that means, 💀) and it’s gonna be 🔥🔥. But hold up; he just teased a GIF of a dude *iron-ing* steam — what’s up with that? I can’t even, like, wtf?? 😂 👀 MARK YOUR CALENDARS: Tarkov 1.0 is set to unleash chaos on November 15, 2025! That’s right, this game has been in beta longer than your cousin’s “new” band has been trying to drop an album. Stonks? More like NON-stonks! 💸🚫 Imaginary developer quote alert! 🤖 “Yeah, we figured, why not keep players waiting for a decade? It’s like slow cooking but with WAY more anxiety!” — *definitely* not a Battlestate dev. But here’s the REAL tea: If you’ve already bought Tarkov, will you have to cough up cash again on Steam? 🤔 Will they throw in a free pair of collectible virtual shoes like a cringe NFT? Stay tuned! Hot take: The only way this game gets released on time is if we ALL start worshipping the god of RNG! 🙏👁️‍🗨️ So, are you ready to run, loot, and cry? Because this feels like a setup for the most chaotic Steam launch in history! 🚀💣💀