🚨💥 Breaking News Alert! StubHub’s IPO just dropped like it’s hot, and honestly, it’s already wearing fanny packs and Crocs out in public! 😱💀 Eric Baker, our tired lil' co-founder who’s been hustlin' for 25 years, finally decided to take his baby public. And what does the market reward him with? A solid 6% plunge on day one! Imagine working for a quarter of a century for THAT—*cue the sad violin music* 🎻😢 But it's fine, it's fine. 🤡 Just like that dog in the burning house, Eric be like, “This is fine.” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, Wall Street’s just out here throwing bags of money like *stonks* 📉🚀, and the traders are vibing with Drake’s “Hotline Bling,” pointing at their diminishing investments like, “Not my problem, fam!” 😏👀 Rumor has it Eric told his team, “If we can sell tickets for a band that broke up five years ago, we can survive anything!” 🙃 No cap, I low-key believe that. 💭 Hot Take: In 5 years, StubHub will change its name to StubHub but with a 69% discount because *who even needs full price tickets anyway?* 😜💸 And yes, they’ll start accepting cryptocurrency in the form of ‘Gamer Tokens’—because why not? 🤖👾 💀 Share this wild ride with your squad before they get priced out too!