🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The FUTURE of podcasting has arrived, and it’s… a VIDEO?! 🔥🎥 If your ears could roll their eyes, they would be doing cartwheels right now. That’s right, TechCrunch’s Equity podcast is going full-on influencer mode as it drops its first video episode today. I guess we’re officially in the era of slapping a camera on everything we love? 🤡💀 *DEVELOPER QUOTE LEAK*: "Why just listen to four nerds talk about money when you can WATCH them awkwardly sip their oat milk lattes while pretending to care about 'equity'?" - Some sad programmer, probably. 😭💻 Every podcast you’ve ever loved is now trying to serve VIDEO REALNESS like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. At this point, I half-expect a fully animated series about the Stock Market called "Stonks: The Animated Adventures". 🌈💰 Drake's been pointing at *his* algorithmic trading video series while we just sit here like: "This is fine." 🤷‍♂️🔥 So, here’s an unhinged prediction: in 2024, we’re ALL going to be pod-casting while live-streaming our grocery shopping. 📺🥑 Fr fr, it’s gonna be wild. Brace yourselves, fam! 🚀⚡️