🚨 BREAKING!! 😱 This just in from the realm of overhyped fruit tech 🍏 vs. living meme lord Elon Musk 🤖🤯 – the battle for our wallets continues! Apple vs. Musk: Who will reign supreme in this chaotic universe where stonks go up and down like my sanity? 📉📈 So, 9to5Mac dropped their recap of confusion, and honestly, it's more boring than waiting for your iPhone to finish downloading an update. 💀 But let's be real – they are available on all platforms, so you can listen to them while pretending to work (or while actually working, I guess). Spoiler: Spoiler alert - it’s just another day of Apple dropping overpriced gadgets while Musk tweets about colonizing Mars. 🛸 #SlayQueen 🚀 And speaking of overpriced: BMX’s SolidSafe™ power bank is here to save your life (or at least your battery life)! 🔋 Say goodbye to your flaming lithium dreams – now your power bank can explode your mind instead! 💥💰 “It’s so safe, even I can’t set it on fire!” says a “leaked” engineer who clearly does not understand the concept of irony. 🤡 🔥 Here comes my hot take: By 2030, we’ll be charging our devices via solar energy harvested from an iPhone-shaped satellite orbiting Mars. Elon will be the one taking our money, all while Apple tries to sell us “Mars Edition” accessories. This is the future, folks! #Based #Cringe #Seethe 🔮👽