🔥🎮 BREAKING: EPIC GAMES DISHES OUT BACKHANDED APPLE COMPLIMENT, AND WE’RE HERE FOR IT! 🍏🤡 So, Apple decided to cut down on the cringe-factor with their “scare screen” that made installing Epic’s game store on your iPhone feel like trying to defuse a bomb. 💣🙈 Like, did you really need 15 steps to download Fortnite, Tim Cook? No cap, I just wanted to build and eliminate, not perform a freakin’ NASA launch sequence! Now they’ve slashed it to 6 steps; stonks on “simplifying” with quotes that read like my parents’ attempts at understanding TikTok. “Wow, thanks, Apple! So generous! 🙄” Epic said, probably with that Drake pointing meme on deck. A leaked convo from the Epic dev team was like, “Hey guys, remember when we tried to file an antitrust suit? LOL. Forget that; they’re letting us in… sorta?” 🤖💰 But here’s the kicker: what’s next, an iOS update that allows users to BACKPADDLE to less cringe? 🍎🚀 Prediction time: In 2024, Apple will introduce an “epic” new feature - installing apps via quantum physics. It’ll still take 12 hours though. Remember to charge your phone. This is fine. 🐶🔥 💥 SHARE THIS if you’re ready for the tech revolution to be a little less tragic! 💥