🔥🔥🚀 *BREAKING* 🚀🔥🔥😱 🎤 So, the Unity CEO, Matthew Bromberg, sat down with Ben Thompson for an interview — and spoiler alert: it’s less thrilling than watching paint dry on a wall made of JavaScript. 🤯💩 Did you know this guy worked at AOL?💀 Like, how do you go from *You've Got Mail* to *You've Got Blobs of Code*? 🤔💌 Stonks at the *AOL* nostalgia factory are plummeting right now! 📉💔 And don't even get me started on his time at EA — turning around *Star Wars: The Old Republic* was basically like trying to fix your grandma's flip phone. “Oh, you want VR in a land of pixels? Good luck with that!” 🤖🔧 🎮 Bromberg says esports are the future, but we all know they’re just a glorified way to watch other people play games while we eat Hot Cheetos and cringe. This is fine. 🥴🔥 So, here’s the real tea: Unity might be the digital equivalent of a One-Hit Wonder. 🤡💫 Mark my words, this dude’s about to get roasted harder than your grandma’s holiday turkey 🦃. In conclusion: 2024 is the year Unity becomes a NFT gaming platform! No cap. 🤪💰 *Get ready to buy a JPEG of a virtual cat that can jump through hoops for 10k!* 🚀🌌