🚨BREAKING NEWS: EPA Hits Snooze on Climate Monitoring!💤💨 (Politicians: *this is fine* meme) That’s right, fam! The EPA just woke up from their 2-year-long hibernation 📆🦙 and decided to STOP collecting greenhouse gas data from polluting companies! Like, do they think the planet’s gonna just magically fix itself? 🌍✨ *Drake pointing* at eco-friendly practices while EPA's over here like "Nah, we chillin'." 😎💅 So, who's stepping up? Climate NGOs! 🎤💥 But hold up! Do they have the right tools? 🛠️ Or are they just ready to do some digital sleuthing with nothing but a magnifying glass and a wish? 🤔🔍 Imagine it now: climate activists slipping into Zoom calls like “Yo, we need to save the planet, but can anyone loan us the Adobe Creative Suite?” 😂💻 *Leaked dev quote*: “Honestly, we’re just trying to vibe and maybe rebrand as ‘Earth Avengers’.” 🌌💫 💀💰 So, buckle up, because as the EPA throws a planet-sized tantrum, we might see NGOs pulling out all the stops (and legal loopholes) to get the job done! 🌀🔥HOT TAKE: In 5 years, expect a Netflix docuseries titled “Rise of the Eco-Detectives: When the Government Ghosted Us!” 🎬🍿 *Based*. Who’s signing up for that? 👀👊 #ClimateChaos #Stonks 🌿💸