🚨👾💥 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Enterprises are diving into AI faster than a Zoom call goes wrong! 💻🌪️ This week’s news is hotter than your uncle’s takes at a Thanksgiving dinner: 🍗🔥 So Zendesk just dropped some AI agents that claim to resolve 80% of your customer service nightmares, but let’s be real, I can’t even resolve 80% of MY issues, and I’m WAY better than their bots! 🤖 But I’m ready to see these bots get a round of applause only to go offline faster than my interest in small talk. 🥱👍 Meanwhile, Anthropic and IBM are getting all cozy like Drake pointing to a new partner in crime (the crime being your data privacy). 🤝💀 I can hear the developers now: "Yo, we just created a sentient being that’ll answer questions in the style of a corporate jargon generator. Stonks!" 💸😂 Deloitte joins in too, must be because they heard AI is the new “cool kid” on the block (sorry, blockchain, you’re SO last year). 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: By 2025, AI will take over customer service so hard, your toaster will be giving you relationship advice! 💔🍞 #Based #Drama #ThisIsFine 🚀💥