🚨🐱‍👤 BREAKING: Engadget Just Dropped the “Best of 2025” List and OMG IT’S WILD! 🌪️💔 Okay fam, brace yourselves. Engadget's been out here trying to keep us woke on tech for *two decades* 😱💻. But let's be real, they’ve just handed us the results from the "Most Basic Device Awards" of 2025! 🤡🔥 👑 Best overall phone? Google Pixel 10 Pro—like, congrats for making great photos while looking like my grandma’s flip phone. 📸👵💔 🌌 Best iPhone? iPhone 17 Pro. Translation: “How can we make people pay more for a phone that does slightly more, yet still can’t make my coffee?” ☕😤 💔 Cringe alert: Best foldable is Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7, aka “let’s sell you a $2,000 taco shell.” 🌮🤑 And why is Apple hogging so many spots? Best laptop is the MacBook Air M4. Sure, it’s sleek, but it comes with a side of “You still need to pay off last year’s model.” 💸💀 🔊 But BRUH, shoutout to Sony WH-1000XM6 for BEST HEADPHONES – because who needs real human interaction when you can just zone out to the sweet, sweet sound of silence? 🎧💭 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we just threw these names into a spin-the-wheel and prayed for the best." 🏆👀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, Apple will drop an iBrick that charges only on the full moon and costs $5,000. *Bet* they’d market it as “retro.” 🤖📈✨ #Stonks