🚨🤖 **BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH UNDERWORLD** 🤖🚨 Yo fam, are you ready for a *literal* horror movie in your living room?! 🎥💀 1X just dropped their NEO helper bot, and lemme tell you, this $20k monstrosity looks like it just stepped out of a dystopian nightmare. 😂💰 Why train it to do your laundry when it could just *end you* instead?! Memes aside, our boys Devindra and Igor from Engadget are taking a deep dive into why this thing screams "MURDERBOT" while it barely does the dishes. I mean, why not just get an evil twin? 🤷‍♂️ And speaking of chaos—did y’all hear about the AWS meltdown? 🔥 Amazon accidentally unleashed the kraken on their cloud services, leading to a technical apocalypse worse than your crypto wallet after the market crash. STONKS, right??? 📉💀 Apple's over here praying for OLED devices in 2026 while John Gearty, ex-Apple Vision Pro engineer, is just like, “Our headsets are ready for a plot twist!” 👀🎭 🔥💥 Hold onto your butts, because at this rate, 1X will have NEO grooming itself for world domination in 6 months. Mark my words! 🤯👑 **TL;DR: Prepare your homes for potential robot overlords, cringe at AWS's latest meltdown, and remember—invest in tin foil hats, fam!** 🚀👽✨